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Facebook Amnesia

A state of confusion found while looking through your news feed and seeing posts from facebook friends that you can't even remember adding. not remembering why they are connected to you, where they came from, where they live, or in what capacity you've met them in real life.
upon viewing his news feed he sat back bewildered, asking himself “who the hell are all these people? i don't remember any of them!” he realized he was suffering from facebook amnesia.
by CurvedMirror April 17, 2014
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facebook menace

A member of the facebook community that goes on to walls and destroys threads.
Did you see how he destroyed that facebook thread? Undoubtedly, he is a facebook menace...
by ozzzzy September 4, 2010
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Facebook Slut

When a person on facebook sends friend invites to everyone that they see (Usually friends of friends). This act is usually performed when a person is so unpopular that they try to have a superior ammount of friends to their peers to give the illusion of popularity.
"Hey, did you get a friend invite from (name here)"
"Yeah, do you know her?"
"No, she's probably just a Facebook slut."
by hates those who deserve it October 4, 2009
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Facebook Attack

When someone leaves their facebook logged on and unattended and another person uses this acocount to post a wall message.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.
Lee leaves his facebook logged on and Cheech gets on and posts a wall message on one of Lee's friends. The message written makes Lee feel embarassed. Lee got facebook attacked!
by Cuca May 22, 2007
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Facebook poke

A friendly way of "annoying" someone and reminding them that they have you as a friend on Facebook. Does NOT always mean you're flirting. Can also be something you do in order to keep yourself busy when you're bored.,

A Facebook Poke has been known to lead to a "Poke War" in which two people continue to poke eachother until one stops. The person who stopped poking back lost, thus making the other the winner of the "war"

.. on a personal note, I think Facebook should get a 'dislike button' ., (:

but anyways...POKE!
I poked my friend on Facebook., therefore it is a Facebook poke.

Note: This definition might just appeal to the younger generation >.<
by boreddork June 14, 2011
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Facebook shadow

A friend or aquaintence who comments or likes most or all of your posts. This is usually somebody who is not a close friend but somebody you do not feel able to unfriend.
God your like my Facebook Shadow!
by flemballunited October 28, 2010
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facebook easy

the quality of accepting friend requests from virtually anyone who sends one, regardless of whether the person accepting knows the requestor to any extent whatsoever
Josie just accepted a friend request from someone she doesn't even know for the fifth time this week. She's so facebook easy.
by viridicyana November 29, 2009
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