f*ckling

a person with whom you are not closely familiar, but with whom you desperately want to have sex

"Hello, my little f*ckling. Let's take off our clothes and have sex NOW!"
"Hey, man. I've got this new f*ckling. Not sure what her name is though. She's in my molecular bio class."

by I <3 Your Mom October 14, 2005

M.I.L.F.

1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

1.self explanatory
2. "

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003

H.F.L.

Hard Fast Loud, or Hard Fast and Loud (Hardcore)
Band originating from Huntington Beach, Ca.

H.F.L. Hardcore is the F.S.U. band from H.B. that plays fast punk/hardcore music.

by Huffel December 12, 2007

f-athetic

Continuing the highly commendable tradition of other 'f truncations', such as f-ilarious and f-unlucky, 'f-athetic' is generally used as an adjective, or as an adverb 'f-athetically'. It can be used by itself as a cutting insult or as an expression of extreme annoyance.
It is of course an amalgamation of the words 'fucking' and 'pathetic', used when time and utter condemnation is of the essence.
'F-athetic' ought to be reserved for instances where the utmost scorn must be poured on whoever or whatever has been singled out for this most harsh of criticisms.

1. The Clifton has been turned into a trendy wine-bar? F-athetic.

2. NME would do ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING, for an exclusive interview with Franz Ferdinand. It's absolutely f-athetic.

3. Political correctness is destroying this country, you just can't speak your mind anymore. It's f-athetic.

4. The 'gang wars' of the UK Garage scene (for reference see Stay Locked On), are f-athetic.

by Boxman August 30, 2005

b.y.f.a

abrev. of beat your fu**n ass
ie.. bff.mfr. etc

like a popular phone commercial where they use text shorthand (litle kids old lady)

O.m.G my texting 1000 people a day is important

well if i get another 400 dollar phone bill im going to
B.Y.F.A

by luvdady January 11, 2009

Tw.I.L.F.

Twins I'd like to Fuck

Those Tw.I.L.F. I could use tonight at my party

by Corn Julio February 11, 2006

T.I.T.T.F.H.

Take It To The Face Hoe

FACEBOOK THREAD:
Sheldon S: T.I.T.T.F.H.
Kimberly N: WTF is T.I.T.T.F.H.?
Rob M: urban dictionary . com/define . php?term=T.I.T.T.F.H.
Rob M: DUH!
Sheldon S: Take It To The Face Hoe

by rhmcanes April 16, 2011