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Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.
my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan
by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022
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Evan

My friend said his definition was egg. He egg
"You Evan" . 1. You could use this in the instance of becoming offence in an argument 2. To describe Evans 3. A scoundrel
by EggPerson101 March 1, 2022
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Evan

A fat gay trans bitch who fucks mason
He is martindale evan
by 12554357664 June 5, 2018
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Evan Fay

An extremely attractive individual. Often called the most interesting, most handsome man in the world.
What can you say about that man? Well, he’s Evan Fay.
by MoustacheBob October 8, 2023
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Evanism

Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.
“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
by perfect asphalt June 8, 2025
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evan flemming

Commoner who loves to put warm jizz in his mother’s twat. He finds ways to break his body and his sole purpose is to be a massive faggot and fuck slags called Caitlin. This person is a bit under educated and doesn’t know the difference between an anus and vagina.
You: hi evab
Evan: where’s my evan Flemming ‘s mums twat I need to put my warm jizz in her
by Evabisonheroin September 18, 2021
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evan

Evan is the term given to a deformed or disabled kid who plays fortnite everyday & Dosent want to download pubg because he knows that hes trash at it
by Enuas Bitch August 27, 2018
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