Totality egg

Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.

I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby

by lambtron August 22, 2017

black egg

spoiled rotten,OR a jerk, OR can go die in a hole, AND TASTE BAD

.YOUR A BLACK EGG AMANDA

.MY KID IS A BLACK EGG
. PILLS ARE BLACK EGGS
.STRESS IS A BLACK EGG

by HEHEHEHEHHEHEHHE November 24, 2019

Egg Snog

Kissing someone with an egg nog milk mustache.

I've been egg snogging all evening. How am I supposed to say no to that? Merry Christmas to me!

by TheDrewthHurts December 21, 2016

eager eggs

1. A mis-pronunciation of the word "Easter Eggs", but later adapted to mean a "surprise" left by an individual.

2. Any object

1.
Joe: Okay Pleples! Time to go find the Eager Eggs!
Kelly: What's an Eager Egg?
Melba: What Midnight left us last night on the carpet.

2.
Melba:Did you open those Eager Eggs yet?
Kelly: Nah man, I have too many eager eggs in my closet already.

by Kelly P May 8, 2007

Boiled Egg

Someone who smells like Guerren Bass (really bad).

You are a Boiled Egg!

by YaBoiDaddy November 6, 2018

Mr eggs

Mr eggs is such a idiot he cant even speak and he is a big sell out he cant even pvp he breaks his finger all the time

this guy is such a mr eggs

by OnepumpLUL April 9, 2019

egg handwich

You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.

She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.

by Maddog7985 November 15, 2018