gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.

Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.

by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012

Ear Hustle

To listen without your knowledge. To leave a window open to hear everyone's personal information.

She had ear hustle all day long.

by Ghost72 January 6, 2023

ears

the organ that is used to hear bitching

i like my ears

by meads mill is trash March 14, 2019

Big Ears

The nickname of a friend who has ears big enough to fly him from Boston to New York

Friend: "Hey look, its Kyle Chase!!"
Another Friend: "Yeah, more like Big Ears

by dickbook May 27, 2017

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Ear scissoring

A man sticking his head between two girls scissoring so they rub there pussies on his ears

I was watching then scissor then I got in there to ear scissoring

by Mew god February 1, 2024