ear scruncher sniffer

When you root someones mum in the ear

i shoved my tallyhoo in e's mum's ear this arvo good that was a good ear scruncher sniffer

by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008

even walls have eyes and ears

(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?

father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2013

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

ear rope

The elongated stretched out skin of a person who has gaged their ears past repair. Long rope like skin hanging in a loop or 2 ropes below the ear.

Whoa did you see that guy's ear ropes?

by BClever November 4, 2014

ear scouting

gathering information by listening.

I didn't know where Annie was but I did some ear scouting and found out.

by rodderx November 17, 2014

pour water out of the ears

To let out a lot of empty irrelevant talk

The gas bag did nothing but pour water out of the ears throughout the interview.

by r-p-n December 6, 2013