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Ear Rape

Ear rape is defined as distorted or very loud sound clips or songs that pop out on youtube or flash videos, generally screamers, youtube poops, or montage parodies, even it is generally being included as jumpscare on screamers, it can be also intended to be annoying or ear damaging against his or her will; without his or her consent.
There's a jumpscare that will ear rape you at the end of the video.
by CheddarParmesan September 11, 2021
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vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment
Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015
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Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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black ear

A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.
Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?

Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...

Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?
by rickbillralphpetersteve April 7, 2009
mugGet the black earmug.

Dutch Ear Muffs

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
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Ear fetish

A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.
Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol Mads has an ear fetish
by IDLW April 24, 2019
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My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.
“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn
by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023
mugGet the My ears, they hurt!!!mug.

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