David Egloff

a portly fellow who loves to drink and occasionally hits his wife.

That dude rocked his wife just like David Egloff.

by David Egloff March 1, 2009

David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010

Wavy David

A water wave used for riding a surfboard on.

Hey dude! I rode that wavy david all the way to the sand bra!

by Regal Man September 11, 2011

You David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a married man fucker

Bro you David as hell and stop saying men aren’t shit

by Beea June 29, 2019

David Magic

When a girl spead her legs for you and you dive in like a slippery banana while you're on instagram live

Rafael: Did you hear about yesterday?
Falafel: Yeah! Oscar went David Magic on that hot chick

by Manchesthair March 2, 2019

David Harrison

Forged in the heart of England, this is a common delicacy in the deepest depths of the mersey river. Often described as "Fucking Delicious".

Jonathan Peters: " I say this David Harrison is fucking delicious"
Katie Money: "Trudat yo dawg foshizzle mah nizzle werd"

by Dr. Gerald Bronwhiche August 19, 2011

David Henrie

David Henrie is an American actor who was born in California. He is noted for playing Ted Mosby's future son Luke Mosby on How I Met Your Mother, Justin Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place, Larry on That's So Raven, London Busbee in Little Boy, and Rudy Ising in Walt Before Mickey.

David Henrie is well known for playing the role of Justin Russo on Wizards of Waverly Place, alongside his co-star Selena Gomez, who played his troublesome sister, Alex Russo.

by The Oddball July 20, 2016