chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.

Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!

by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017

chinese hospital

noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.

-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."

by ReluctantMagnet June 12, 2016

Chinese Swamp Water

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.

'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'

by Cactus? April 28, 2024

chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor

Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 27, 2025

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

chinese lime

squeezing a lime in ur penis then participating in sex

wow look at him he’s doing the chinese lime

by jeruseleim May 6, 2023

Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.

Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was

by no head cobain April 25, 2025