Chicken Crap

Chicken Crap is what you get when you’re not allowed to say Chicken Shit

2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.

Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."

by euphemismo December 5, 2010

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Cobra Chickens

Cobra Chickens are Canadian Geese who are COBRA CHICKENS that attack people🤗

Canadian person: "OMG GET AWAY ITS A COBRA CHICKEN"
Mexican person: "what? it's just a bird, what is a Cobra Chicken anyways?"
Canadian person: "ITS A CANADIAN GOOSE get away! us Canadians call it Cobra Chickens because they are terrifying!"

by urmomisnothawt May 18, 2022

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pulling the chicken

A guy jerking off in private

I walked in on jimmy pulling the chicken.

by Whothefrickcares_ January 17, 2016

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Chicken Frappe

when at mc donalds, you ask for a frappe but they think you have said "wrap"

>"hello my name is Zahid, can i take your order please?"

"Can i have a Frappe Please"

>Chicken Wrap?!!

"no a frappe"

>"Chicken Frappe? ...we dont do this sir"

by n12345n May 15, 2013

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Attack Chicken

A dance very similar to the "Funky Chicken" except, you grab your right ankle with your left hand and grab the back of your head and attack!

Guy1: YO DUDE, HOW BOUT DAT ATTACK CHICKEN?
Guy2: I get myself friends by doing that.

Guy1: I shall...defeat you with my...ATTACK CHEECKEN!
Guy2: Oh no...how will I...SURVIVE?

by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS January 13, 2008

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