Bloody Lick

The act of a male dressing up as a soldier cutting his tongue and licking a naked chick. BONUS: Add spices and vodka into vagina and drink-n-lick at same time for a narly Bloody Mary. DOUBLE BONUS: Cut off both partners pubic hair and put into the mix for a Bloody Hairy. HARDCORE BONUS: Continue process until chick cums, then all get a cup and have all the juices pour into it, immediately hold her down and force it down her throat. If she vomits, you must eat it.

John: Hey White...I'm gay now.
White: Was it that Bloody Lick Arik told you not to try out?
John: ...
White: ...yeh...

by AdmiralAsshole November 7, 2010

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016

bloobie

A member of Goucher College's kick ASS a cappella group "Red Hot Blue."

"Yo, this party is bloobies only."

"Bloobies know what time it is?" "GAME TIME, GAME TIME!"

by The Fat Kid December 6, 2007

Bloody Crumpet

When the tip of the dick, the crumpet, begins to bleed from over stimulation.

"That hoe last night went to hard and gave me the worst bloody crumpet."

by crazylegsmcgee February 6, 2009

Bloody Larry

Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.

Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.

by Mike November 27, 2003

bloody muffin

A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.

I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.

by J-Dizzle815 March 22, 2008