taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"

person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"

by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011

Proc Block

When you're so pumped and feeling super productive but the computer can't keep up with you, causing you to lose productive energy

Ben was proc blocked by Jira being slow as hell, so he's riding his bike instead of fixing bugs.

by TheJerm September 9, 2014

Leg Block

A tactic used by unconfident males to coral, corner, or block off access to females they are engaging in conversation with. L-Blocking is usually preformed by propping one of their legs up on a seat near the female target.

Look at that babe getting leg blocked by that dweeb at that picnic table. See how he blocking access to her by strategically placing his leg on the seat in front of her.

by 3rdKnklBrwn September 2, 2010

Fun-block

When a person blocks another person from enjoying the greatest amount of fun. This applies to anything which blocks another person from having fun.

Chris: Heck yeah, i'm whopping everyone in this game and all the ladies are seeing it!

(Joe, the douchebag shows up)

Chris: Dammit, i'm getting fun-blocked for sure.

by THE_COLORADO_GUYS February 2, 2010

Eastern Blocked

Similar to cock blocked, this refers to Eastern European women withholding sex from men they are in relationships with because of a silly argument. Eastern European women are known for having short tempers and often lash out at their significant others and initiate what seem like never ending sexual standoffs as a form of punishment.

I've been Eastern Blocked by Avnu since last week when I forgot to call her on Wednesday night.

by dirtpig123 July 20, 2010

sun block

Used by kiwis who struggle to pronounce the word Sunscreen. And instead have to mutilate the English literature.

Awww yeahh cherrr boiiii get some of that sun block onto you cuzzy or you'll be crisp as bro.

by TWG270 January 11, 2018

jack block

A variant of the cock block, in which one is prevented from masturbating.

"Dude, you were blasting that NWA record, total jack block."

by noisebastard August 31, 2012