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Banana Boat

One of many other terms used to disguise the word "weed"
E.g

Unknown man: Hello Jet Ski instructor, could I purchase some banana boat INSERT WINK

Jet Ski: Okay I'll sell you some of this banana boat DOUBLE WINK

Unknown man 2: Sweet, lets get home to ride this banana boat
by Jet Ski instructor 5 July 6, 2011
mugGet the Banana Boatmug.

banana danglers

Long skinny breasts that hang down like bananas.
Guy 1: Wow, Kate Winslet's really got some large naturals!

Guy 2: See The Reader, bro. They're total banana danglers.
by newsvava February 13, 2009
mugGet the banana danglersmug.

soggy banana

When you heat up a banana peel and masterbate in it to a point of ejaculation
by Rusty pecker May 27, 2014
mugGet the soggy bananamug.

Banana Poo

Banana Poo is the offspring of two of the foulest existences on the known planet Earth. It consists of foul carbon, and foul sulfur, and more foul, foul stuff. Banana Poo is used to describe anything or anyone that is unpleasant to behold or observe with the senses. It can be used as a synonym for one that is: ugly, fat, stupid, selfish, evil, short, dirty, perverted, pimple-filled, disgusting (though only in bad ways--e.g. if one is short but pleasant, "banana poo" should NOT be used) untruthful, lazy or cheating, or any combination of the above. Basically, anything that is bad can be referred to as Banana Poo, but on different degrees. Degrees range from the basic Banana Fart to the horrendous Banana Diarrhea.

*Caution* Do NOT attempt to use the term Banana. and. Ryu/Joyce. in the same sentence. It would bring you bad luck (or at least bad breath) for a million millennia.
C: Poomy is such a b*ch, she totally ruined my chances on purpose. She is so fat and ugly and stupid.
T: You mean she is banana poo.

C: Wilema is sooo not who I thought she was. I thought she was nice. What a banana poo.
by Diana You September 6, 2007
mugGet the Banana Poomug.

Banana Man

A person who hands out free bananas!
Wow he is such a banana man
by Simon October 25, 2003
mugGet the Banana Manmug.

bad banana

lets throw that bad banana in the garbage dump
by criccet September 23, 2005
mugGet the bad bananamug.

banana sex

When two people believe in not having sex until after marriage so settle for sharing a banana... the woman peels the top of the banana. the man then thrusts the banana so that the skin wraps over his penis and the banana goes into the women's front bum therefore replicating sex.
Man: I want a banana.
Woman: go get one then!
Man: If i do will you share it with me?
Woman: ... I don't like bananas ...

Man: I never said eat it! I just said share it...
Woman: No! I am not trying that again! It took me weeks to remove the Banana from my front bum last time... stupid idea of 'Banana sex'
Man: Pleeeeaaaase?
Woman: ... fine...
by sexy_biatch!! September 11, 2014
mugGet the banana sexmug.

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