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Wake And Bake

"Waking & Baking" is used when somebody wakes up and immediately starts to smoke cannabis, Bally can often be found waking and baking.
"Bally what you bin up too?"
"Not much man, the usual, waking and baking"

"Wake and bake, wake and bake, thats what i say" - Bally.
by WhittleseyRob May 25, 2007
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bakersfield dozen

(Mathematics & Measurements / Units) three.

From the practice of giving three units where twelve were requested, because Bakersfield is a poor place in California.
Jesus, are you trying to short me with that bakersfield dozen again?
by California Nelson99 November 23, 2011
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The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.
Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.
by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016
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Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.
by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008
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baked bunny

A girl who thinks she's a bunny from being baked so much. She swears at loud noises, has sex, drinks vodka, nice only sometimes, and can kick anyone's ass. Her boobs are small but are getting bigger every day.
Maggie: Hey, where were you last night?
Tori: Oh, with Robin.
Maggie: Oh, baked bunny?
Tori: Yeah, she was f*cked up and kept yelling. I think it's because was really high and drunk.
by howdoyoulikemenow June 11, 2009
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bake over

when you smoke a lot of weed the day before and you wake up light headed the next day very lazy not wanting to do anything, this is usually cured by smoking more weed.
joe:chris i can't we smoked an 8th by ourselves last night, man i have a bake over right now.
by lang gwai lo February 14, 2010
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Bakeaphilia

The desire to engage in sexual acts with home baked cake or biscuit products!
Jeez - that bloke loves Bakeaphilia!
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