by Real life struggle February 12, 2018
Al-Haitham, CA -
A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.
Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.
Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.
Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.
Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.
Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.
Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.
If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.
Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.
Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.
Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.
Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.
Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.
Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.
If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
Al-Haitham,CA-
Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."
Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?
Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."
Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."
Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?
Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."
Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
by bbobcali661 June 07, 2023
When you explain something obvious to an oblivious person typically starting the explanation with that phrase
Person 1: wow I can’t believe this is happening
Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
by Armandoestebanquito April 16, 2024
If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.
by THE FUCKING LORAX October 08, 2019
She’s probably has curly hair and is really shy but she’s also kinda mean sometimes but she’s mostly nice and she also has a lot of celebrity crushes 🙄 but that’s besides the point. She also has nice boobs and a curvy body she probably has a secret relationship or two long story short she’s cool
by Idkdikdidk March 30, 2022
The worst of the dorms, it makes gova look like a palace. The dregs of humanity get stuck in al hagova. They spend their days sucking each others dicks and their nights up each others asses. Nothing gets them more exited than fisting another man. There is always gay porn being played there. The residents of al hagova always reek like crap because they never shower.
Dude 1: I just got raped by another man!
Dude 2: That's awful. Where was it?
Dude 1: In al hagova.
Dude 2: Ah...
Dude 2: That's awful. Where was it?
Dude 1: In al hagova.
Dude 2: Ah...
by Rav Isaacson December 18, 2016
Erin Aled, also referred to as the town slut can often be found getting off with sheep and other welsh cattle. Her teeth will be seen from a satellite image in space and her lips touch the ceiling when she looks up.
by Erin Aled February 09, 2018