Alaskan Doghouse

The Act of a man freezing a Turd then placing it inside the womans mouth before having sex with her.
During sex the turd heats up having a sloppy consistancy a lot like a wet dog. The womans mouth being the doghouse.

Bro ive got a dog freezing in the freezer and its begging for a home. Shes gonna get a mean Alaskan Doghouse

by Mike lawry December 29, 2008

alaskan crab cake

A sex move involving a man doing a bridge with a women performing a handstand while gentle falling on to the man's dick.

"Yeah man, I broke my dick last night performing the Alaskan Crab Cake."

by Omega45 May 30, 2016

Alasia

Stank booty git that can't whoop anybody

Omg I can't believe you got whooped by Tae! I didn't know you were an Alasia!

by Whodatwhodis October 28, 2020

suleyman alasgarili

That one nigga who always smell like hella poop

I got a waft of Suleyman Alasgarili and dropped ur juul in the toilet sorry bro

by Tmoney66 March 6, 2019

Alaskan Mussy Mangler

Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy

Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful

Paul: What Was It!?

Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.

by D35 November 29, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

When you put a large amount of shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once it is rock hard, you can use it as a condom!

I used a Alaskan Pipeline to pleasure myself last night.

by Romeizzzle March 24, 2009

alaskan snowbird

having intercourse with a girl on a beach (preferred white sand) and you pull it out before climax and stick er right back in thur.

Sara was not impressed when Donald pulled the ol' Alaskan snowbird on her.

by majormagoo January 18, 2009