Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something

Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!

by Beethovena May 5, 2020

hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!

by unklesatan March 19, 2017

blow birds

to smoke weed

Dude lets get the band together and blow birds

by gridgator May 20, 2016

blowing dick

Over reacting or freaking out over something.

girl: he’s so annoying he kept blowing dick on me about his dog.

boy: damn he’s so emo

by Armani Horus June 16, 2018

Blow One

A trigger phrase used to make a someone extremely salty.

"Hey Devin? "
Yo, what's up?

"Blow one"

God damn it.

by Envythis June 5, 2018

blow-hoosters

a massive explosion of liquid feces

Thom had a serious case of diarrhea and splashed the toilet up... now that's what I call a really bad case of the blow-hoosters!

by artfreak.cassie August 20, 2009

Blow up

To force someone, often political prisoner to drink a cup of gasoline and then stabing them in the chest with a red hot blade on a 15-foot pole causing them to explode violently.

Person 1: Did you hear about when Vladimir Putin got some journalist to blow up because of what he wrote.
Person 2: Ya, that shit was on the news.

by BigBoySatin December 9, 2019