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yahya

a 10-17 year old faggot who loves to clown on others but never realizes his own internal clown. basically he is one of the or the most ugliest little men alive that tries to cover his flaws with his metaphorical make-up. they usually carry big Johnsons but are the shortest ugly people. no hate. no cap.
Omg... Mom, I thought my new boyfriend was a Yousif, but it turns out he's a Yahya. I will no proceed to end my life.
by hdfjdjzgjgkzftjzftyhzredhvb January 25, 2025
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Yahir

A holy yet high-maintenance creation of God, balancing diva energy with devout faith. One moment he’s praising the Lord, the next he’s serving sass like it’s his divine mission. Armed with eye rolls that could end careers and comebacks faster than lightning, Yahir doesn’t argue—he wins. He doesn’t just eat—he devours. If there’s food around, best believe it’s already on his plate (or mysteriously missing). Life is his reality show, and we’re all just background characters in the Big Back™ Chronicles. Despite his dramatic tendencies, he’s got a heart of gold and will pray for you after roasting you. A true blessing and a menace all in one.
Person 1: "Why is there no food left?"
Person 2: "Yahir happened."
by Holymacoroni February 15, 2025
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Yahoo Spider

A disgusting, horrible creature the feeds off fear. Puts you in a false sense of security.
‘I used to be friends with the Yahoo Spider, before it attacked me.’
by yahoo_hater February 11, 2026
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Yahuism

The worship of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu and all things Blackrock Related.
Not to be confused with Judaism.
I'm too lazy to think of an example: Yahuism
by The_Anvil February 24, 2026
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Yahyobek

Yahyobek is Chinese
by Yahyobek is Chinese March 10, 2025
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Yahuva

Apocalypse tryhard that went through multiple phases, notorious for his legacy on SFTOH and TB
Recently quit all of the clans and sold off his account for 1k$
Yahuva : Aura
When someone says "get yahuved", it means get killed or pwned

Get Yahuv'ed
by Elliothus March 16, 2025
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Yahya

A middle eastern man who can't help but to violate others privacy and start inserting himself into situations that don't involve him. He gives you a glimmer of hope that he might be a good guy, but his abrasive behavior will always push u away. His constant hyper fixations will often annoy you.
Perry: "Yo turn on some music."
Yahya : "Make sure its underground or im covering my ears."
by jajajajaj1ajajajajajajajaja August 16, 2025
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