A holy yet high-maintenance creation of God, balancing diva energy with devout faith. One moment he’s praising the Lord, the next he’s serving sass like it’s his divine mission. Armed with eye rolls that could end careers and comebacks faster than lightning, Yahir doesn’t argue—he wins. He doesn’t just eat—he devours. If there’s food around, best believe it’s already on his plate (or mysteriously missing). Life is his reality show, and we’re all just background characters in the Big Back™ Chronicles. Despite his dramatic tendencies, he’s got a heart of gold and will pray for you after roasting you. A true blessing and a menace all in one.
by Holymacoroni February 16, 2025