May 30th

May 30th is National Sex Day. You have to have sex with anyone who asks you to, no matter what.🤷

Guy - Hey Olivia wanna have sex?

Girl - No thank you.

Guy - But it's May 30th?

Girl - What's May 30th?

Guy - National Sex Day!

Girl - Okay fine..

by danisreallyhorny May 29, 2022

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May 5th

National Get Naked Day

Dude, she just got naked
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by benj4min May 5, 2022

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Makeout May

It’s like destroy dick december but with making out. Good luck kids

Person 1: Guess what month it is????!!!!
Person 2: Makeout May!!!!

by 90ZKIDZ April 30, 2019

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May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

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May 21st

May 21st is national stick your hand in a bowl of spaghetti day.

*sticks hand in spaghetti*
“What the fuck are you doing Daniel”
“Its May 21st”

by Violin._sandwich April 20, 2022

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May 9th

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

by The real deal guy March 16, 2021

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