Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

by rawol July 26, 2012

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015

tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 22, 2007

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale."

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017

Tumble-Weed

To tumble-weed is to add a comment to a joke, or add comment to a conversation that kills the flow and creates an awkward feeling among the group for a short amount of time. Then the group proceeds to say "Tumble-Weed!" and is they happen to have long curly ginger hair they shake their head about.

person 1 = "Yeah shes my bit on the side"
person 2 = "im yours too!"
person 1 = "Ha Ha i have two bits on the side!"
Tumble weeder = "you could say you have a piece on the side!"
Everyone = "TUMBLE-WEED FARROW!"

by Maidstone Tumble Weeder October 16, 2008

Volcano Weed

Weed that has been rolled with sulfur and/or small amounts of gunpowder. It doesn't make you more high, just more awesome.

He rolled some volcano weed and couldn't stand more than one hit. What a punk.

by SmartyPants83238 April 21, 2009

Weed Wizard

Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.

Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.

How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?

by A Kadz November 17, 2011