Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013

The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 9, 2019

Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".
Awesome night out.
Awesome night out.
by DSers September 28, 2008

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"
by meatspert February 5, 2010

by Grant The Muscle December 18, 2008

"At one point Ben had a shot at the boxing world championship title belt, but now he is just washed. Put on 50 lbs, works as a teacher now."
"I have lost my last 12 ranked games. I went from a 58% winrate last split and gold to a 30% and getting demoted all the way to s4 I don’t understand what is so darn different from this split to last."
"IDK maybe you just washed"?
"I have lost my last 12 ranked games. I went from a 58% winrate last split and gold to a 30% and getting demoted all the way to s4 I don’t understand what is so darn different from this split to last."
"IDK maybe you just washed"?
by Jimmy_Lee September 8, 2023

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.
by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025
