Tounched 

The condition or act of being too tired due to not adulting properly the previous night

"Dude, I cannot get this spreadsheet right. I'm Tounched AF."
"Please excuse my mistakes, I'm completely Tounched today."

Tounched by Drewnomicon September 5, 2017

Touch Base 

Phrase used when the person speaking at you desires acknowledgement, to their self, for their effort in the conversation.

I saw that green beans were on sale at the supermarket and I just wanted to touch base with you about that.

Touch Base by Dusty Rhoades April 20, 2018

Touch Hole 

Dylan Culbertson

Hey Touch Hole! Tug on any pooter hairs lately?

Touch Hole by AmyCulbertson January 26, 2019

Touch red 

Something said in a situation when coincidentally two people say the same word at the same time ,to add sort of humour to the conversation ; and the first person who touches a red- painted object gets good luck

Person A "I was watching a movie and the tea was piping ...."
Person B "Piping hot "

Person A "Hot!!"
Person A "touch red !!"

Touch red by Jane Austen April 15, 2020

Tocchetto 

a term to describe a fat whale

J**** Tocchetto

Tocchetto by Jenny Tocchetto November 11, 2020

Double touchdown 

The act of shitting two turds, in the same sitting, so long that they hit the water before completely exiting the anus.

Dude, I just did had a double touchdown. High fucking five!

Double touchdown by Pablo 2: The Electric Boogaloo September 30, 2012

mexican touch 

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

mexican touch by Bro 25 May 6, 2016