Thing

When 2 friends have a thing with each other, even if one person doesn't like the other however they both randomly kiss at times and were friends with benefits at a certain point. You would say they had a thing.

Oh yeah me and ava had a thing, i didn't like her but we would kiss and were friends with benefits.

by colejackolantern May 18, 2021

Things

When someone doesn't put an apostrophe on "thing's" to make it a contraction of "Thing" and "is", so they type the plural version of "thing", possibly confusing other people in the process.

Person 1: Dude, that things going to the moon!

Person 2: It's one thing.

Person1:Yeah, I know.

Person 2: God damn it, you're supposed to say "thing's", not "things", that's just confusing.

by BowserFromSonic July 16, 2019

Bimbly Thing

Something you call your girlfriend, a cute nickname ;)

You're my bimbly thing.
Ah there's my bimbly thing.

by djsoundphaze July 16, 2019

Let people enjoy things

A phrase used by people that doesn't know what opinion is when someone criticise or dislike something/someone that these people like.

Guy I: Honestly, I don't like Joker 2. This movie was so boring and completely watered down the prequel.
Guy II: Hmmm...How about you let people enjoy things, you fascist?!
Guy I: -___-

by Ramoninth December 4, 2024

White wrist things

Weird affected finishes added to authentic clothing

Steve thought the white wrist things on Jamie’s fisherman’s smock were cheesy

by DaddioMystic November 5, 2020

The spinny thing with the baskets

Something retarded people call a Ferris wheel

My bf said “let’s go on the spinny thing with the baskets” so I looked at him disappointedly and asked “the Ferris wheel?”

by Shoodoodoo July 30, 2019

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024