When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.
by HairyCola July 15, 2011
Get the El Cajon Surprisemug. 1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.
2. The final step of a good teetering experience.
2. The final step of a good teetering experience.
by fett37 August 3, 2010
Get the Teeter-tot Surprisemug. This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!
Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!
Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha
Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha
by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011
Get the Steaming Pudding Surprisemug. by DANK_ZAC420 May 11, 2021
Get the Billion Surprise Toysmug. by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017
Get the surprise prostate exammug. When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it
Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016
Get the Cookie Monster Surprisemug. by LlamaLlama12 October 2, 2017
Get the 2 inch surprisemug.