Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

by Bowslosski December 15, 2023

noodling

where your noodles don't stick to your fork

jack: what are you doing?

jan: trying to it my noodles, but it keeps noodling

by noodlish July 21, 2017

German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "

Those "german noodles" were so good last night

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

accordion noodle

It’s a secret meaning that only a few ppl understand

Accordion noodle :🪗🍝

by Mommymilkyyumyum May 17, 2023

Noodle neck

A skinny man with a neck like a noodle. Looks like he's been on the session for 6 month solid.

Hew noodle neck ! You wanna get a decent meal down ya and take a break from the crack son.

by Denzal83 June 8, 2019

noodle face

noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.

I ate chinese and the day after i looked ugly due to my noodle face

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020