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Paul Williamsaphobia

Abnormal fear of singer/songwriter Paul Williams after seeing him on "The Muppet Show" as a young child. Symptoms may include extreme anxiety when viewing the movie "Smokey and the Bandit" and the inability to watch "Bugsy Malone" even though you love Scott Baio. Some liken it another childhood trauma that caused "Shields and Yarnell Syndrome."
Paul Williamsaphobia can cause sudden chills when the name Paul Williams is spoken. Massive anxiety when you see him win a Grammy in the year 2014, causing flashbacks of him surrounded by Muppets and playing piano. Visions of him wearing a large cowboy hat as Little Enos Burdette and making a double or nothing bet with the Bandit to "Go to Boston and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy" has been known to give people an awkward feeling in their soul.
by MsJenHam January 28, 2014
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Paul’s People

A group of transsexuals.
There were a lot of Paul’s people at the pride parade today.
by SpankMyTaint February 16, 2023
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Jake Paul

A cancer piece of shit with a failing youtube career who likes ducking 7 figure gibber
Person: Oh look a Jake Pauler
Person 2: Get the flamethrower and delete that that person from the human race
by Phoque January 4, 2020
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Michael Paul

Michael Paul he wants to use the native people so he can go ahead and be strong
by EVE11111 June 5, 2023
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Oral Paul

Oral Paul is your neighbor that eats your cream when you’re sleeping. Watch out, Monster Ned was his first victim, but you might be his next.
Monster Ned: “Oral Paul fucking molested me again”
Finn and Marbles: “Aw shit man I’m sorry.”
by FinnShart May 31, 2022
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Jake paul

God, i just made a very big jake paul
by Oven whaleson September 21, 2021
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paul pierce

An NBA player who was selected by the Boston Celtics as the 10th pick overall some time in the late 90s. Often overshadowed by more famous players such as Tracy Mcgrady and Kobe Bryant, Pierce continues to slog away at hopes of earning a championship, but may just go down in history as a player who never got one, like Patrick Ewing. He was stabbed 11 times in the upper body but survived in 2000.
Wow, did you see Paul Pierce drain that jumper?
by Foghorn February 6, 2006
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