Doing A Greg

The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning

Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob February 19, 2020

Doing a Morty

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

by Impsimp November 30, 2020

do it for the count

Do it for the count mean, fuck as many girls as possible for the body count.

“This girls kinda ugly, fuck it man do it for the count”

by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019

Do a Will Smith

1) when you get really pissed at someone so you just slap them across the face
2) when someone makes a joke about your wife so you slap them in the face

1- "oh that guy is so annoying, i might do a will smith"
2- "keep my wife's name outta your fucking mouth or i'll do a will smith"

by ur mum is hot af <3 April 8, 2022

Doing a Phillips

When you claim to be an avid cyclist but nobody has ever seen you do anything more than push your bike down the road.

Look Daddy that man’s doing a Phillips

by Boothroid prime February 19, 2023

whitie-do

White-Out

DAMMIT! I made a typo! Give me your damn whitie-do!

by Cap'n\\'Crunch March 13, 2003

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022