Jack Jensen

A sexy beast who is way to cute for everyone around him. He can usually be found around two other chads and is very shy and insane at everything except balancing. Usually a track kid and has women crawling on him. Has a 4.0.

Wow That Kid Has So Many Girls He Must Be A Jack Jensen

by Curious George Hamilton May 6, 2022

jack manifold

that bitch from stranger things

Jack Manifold: i got a custard cream biscuit #🍪
Person: why is eleven from stranger things on twitter.... girl you've got monsters to fight!!!

by sally the salmon is a milf September 28, 2021

App-jacked

When one of your friends on MySpace or Facebook installs a stupid application like "Send an endangered invertebrate" which then proceeds to hijack their address book and spam everyone.

Jimmy: Hey, I just got a message from Susie on FaceSpace that all my pictures are on some website! What the fuck!

Julie: Oh, ignore that, we all got that message. Susie got app-jacked.

by cm_gagnon January 3, 2009

jack ray

the kind of kid who can build a pc with his damn eyes closed

wow! what a jack ray!

by jackarooo January 4, 2019

gic-jack

Slang --

Org: Gic (HyperThread)
1) Noun: Gic that is confusing, scattered or disorienting in nature. Always in quantities greater than individual.
2) Verb: To gic in a particularly intense or illustrative manner.

1) Surveying the field littered with gic-jack, he wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer.
2) Got gic-jack'd by that ass hat in the SUV.
3) Don't you be bringin' that gic-jack in here muthafucka.

by Evo September 24, 2004

Meme jack

When one person steals another person's meme without a customary like or upvote

Don't you hate when someone meme jacks you and they get more likes?

by DelusionsOfAdequacy April 19, 2018

Jacking the beanstock

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

by gmhcubix August 25, 2016