by Jake March 26, 2004
Get the Two Bean Tacomug. 1) a statement of grunting determination when confronted with constipation, or
2) when times are tough, a shittier version of "this too shallpass".
Both to be accompanied by the following hand signals: This TWO (peace sign) shall pass (inverted peace sign). Hand signals can also be used with dropping (peace sign) a duece (inverted peace sign). Enjoy!
2) when times are tough, a shittier version of "this too shallpass".
Both to be accompanied by the following hand signals: This TWO (peace sign) shall pass (inverted peace sign). Hand signals can also be used with dropping (peace sign) a duece (inverted peace sign). Enjoy!
ME: Hey pal, I lost my job, my cat died and I haven't pooped in days.
YOU: Cheer up compadre, you know what they say! This TWO shall pass!
YOU: Cheer up compadre, you know what they say! This TWO shall pass!
by starkasm November 6, 2009
Get the this TWO shall passmug. If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.
You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.
by legocreations February 8, 2010
Get the two week rulemug. The act of searching a bar for intoxicated women to bring home within minutes of the bar closing. This usually occurs after the begining of the evening is spent binge drinking and scouting out available women. You may hear people yell "OMAHA!!" before beginning their search. This is done to mimic football legends Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, who use the expression while calling plays with under two minutes remaining in a football game.
by Pick Majick July 30, 2010
Get the Two minute drillmug. 1) To have two hits, then fade from popularity
2) To be a one hit wonder that returns with a second hit later on in his/her career
2) To be a one hit wonder that returns with a second hit later on in his/her career
Billy Ray Cyrus is an example of two hit wonder because he first rose to fame with "Achy Breaky Heart" and then came back strong years later with Hannah Montana.
by Kink E. Sizemore July 23, 2010
Get the Two Hit Wondermug. A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
by Dora Bang August 28, 2012
Get the Two Inch Tannermug. Bill:- Why do you look like a dog with two dicks?
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night
by Mary Hinge September 10, 2003
Get the dog with two dicksmug.