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the texas torture

duck tape a person to a chair and feed them red meat until their arteries all burst from clogging
when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you are from texas, use the texas torture on them.
by texgirl September 3, 2009
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texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.
George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.
by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013
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Texas Windchime

To insert ones testicles inside a woman's vagina, then vigorously masturbate and produce semen all over her.
Randy was feeling adventurous, so he attempted a Texas Windchime.
by yamandurand January 24, 2012
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Texas Roadhouse

A Texas Roadhouse is where u play basketball white ur nut amd u have to shoot ur nut into the hoop
Brian Yo I finna clap u in some Texas Roadhouse

Steve sheeeeeesh
by Donnietrump69 April 8, 2021
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texas roadhouse

when you take a girl upstairs on a mid-summer night and sweat like hogs while you bask in hot dog juice. her last name must be Jewish.
Anybody up for a Texas Roadhouse tonight? trying to burn a few calories in the sauna
by mrmccoy19 June 27, 2019
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texas strawberry

"Man, I woke up to a mean texas strawberry today."
by Taylor "The Tool" July 24, 2008
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University of North Texas

A large (~35,000 students) public university in Denton, Texas. Known for its art, music, philosophy, education and psychology programs. Home to the 4 time grammy nominated One'O Clock Lab Band, the school's jazz program has been ranked #1 in the nation every year since 1994, when News and World Report started ranking jazz programs.

Science and engineering at the school has traditionally taken a back seat to the arts and soft sciences, however recently the school has created a large research compound north of campus and greatly expanded its scientific research budget.

It also has a notoriously bad football team, a vibrant local music scene and an overpopulation of hippies/hipsters.
Yea dude, this weekend i hung with my bro up at University of North Texas and after we went to the arts and jazz festival we smoked some shrooms and rolled around on the courthouse lawn.
by darkwhiteguy August 20, 2009
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