macho taco 

Male equivalent of camel toe or taco crotch resulting from wearing pants that are way too tight in the crotch.

Dude, stop wearing women's jeans. They give you a macho taco.

macho taco by Britt77 February 22, 2008

lavendar taco 

half white half black girl's vagina

Nothin' like some lavendar taco to satisfy your hunger!

lavendar taco by saucyjdasloof April 27, 2009

Guacamole Taco 

when a person blows his or her nose into the female sexual organs

I gave her Guacamole Taco and she punched me in the face. She then went and cleaned all of the snot out of her vagina.

Guacamole Taco by Tater_Brown August 26, 2009

moon taco 

When a girl moons you and she pulls her pants down a little too far and you not only see her butt, but you also see her cooch.

Stephanie tried to moon this guy when she was drunk but he ended up seeing her moon taco.

moon taco by rythsm January 9, 2010

double meat taco 

When going down on a girl, and you proceed to throw up on her coochie. It is the male version of the chunky waterfall. See antonym: chunky waterfall.

"Hey my girls vag smells so bad, when I went on down her I ended up giving her a Double Meat Taco!"

double meat taco by schoolglue1234 September 6, 2014

taco del rio 

Taco del rio is a taco/burrtio stand... They make the most greasy food on earth. But there food is the best. Most of the time it upsets your stomach and gives you the shits. But its well worth the pain. The cooks will ask you what kind of sauce would you like chile green or chile red. Never ever get the red. not cuz its hot, but cuz your ass will be on fire for the next 24 hours. There is only one Taco del rio its in La Puente, CA

(Mikeyy) Hey Cobra go get us lunch please
(Cobra) Ok, Lets get taco del rio.
(Mikeyy) Get a extra burrtio for asshole Juan.
(Cobra) Only if I can order his with chile red.
(Mikeyy) Hell yeah... I want him to have the shits
(Juan) OMG I HAVE THE SHITS. I THINK I MADE A CACA IN MY PAINTS.

taco del rio by Mikeyyy June 6, 2007

Taco Chop 

When a woman is "karate chopped" in the middle of the lips of the vagina.

"Bro, did you see what Tyler did after his fight with Katie?"
"Yeah man he used the old Taco Chop method on that girl, she's going to be sore for weeks!"

Taco Chop by Trav S December 18, 2007