Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.

by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024

Toni Topaz

The most beautiful gay girl in riverdale and the bravest of them all. She takes no bullshit and she's always on her friends side.

Girlfriend: Cheryl Blossom
Parents: Unknown

Ohh shit they are coming get Toni Topaz NOW!!

by anonymous May 17, 2018

Tony Time

Changing your work schedule as needed on a daily basis.

Tony’s not here yet, but he’ll be here eventually on Tony Time.

by better Late than never December 29, 2023

The Toni Lodge

A 69 position where the woman on top and in control. She's deep throating the dick but also grinding her clit on his face, bouncing, and in control of the oral the man is giving. The man is sticking out his tongue and letting the woman take the lead on both ends.

Oh they definitely did the Toni Lodge last night!

by cheekykat March 13, 2024

Tony Boy

Classic song lyric Italian American nonno’s sing while “playing horsey” on nonni or nonno’s lap

🎼Tony Boy Tony Boy

🎼won’t you be my pony boy

🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome

🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

by Dirty Lamberti March 31, 2022

playboy tony

A chill ass dude, who is always straight boolin. He also dont give a fuck bout any hating ass dudes. He also has great music.

"Playboy Tony has is the best coming out of Pilot Point, no cap.."

by Playboy Tony March 19, 2019

Toni Lodge

Toni Lodge, Toni Lodging
- noun, verb
- a sex position similar to 69, first described by porn star Angela White on the Toni and Ryan Podcast (TARP): ''like a 69 position, where you're deep-throating the dick but you're also grinding your clit on his face. You're bouncing, you're in control of that oral. So he's just sticking his tongue out and you're grinding your clit on the tongue. So you're on top and in control, but also sucking dick.''
- flattering

''I'm getting toni lodged.''
''I'm toni lodging tonight.''
''69? pff! Doing the toni lodge!''

by Dima.86 March 13, 2024