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Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
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Pick me girl

A pick me girl is a female who loves the attention,especially if it comes from guys.
Gabriela thinks she is so cool for not having girl friends.She is such a pick me girl.
by acerthedog April 28, 2024
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Pick Me

My friend Markus who owes say's he's not coming when he know he is but he wants people to act like their sad he is not coming that's a pick me.
God markus i know your coming stop being a pick me!!!
by bigmarkie April 28, 2024
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Pick a side

Hym "You said 'pick a side!' And, of course, I choose THE CORRECT ONE! And I don't hate the Jews. Gal Gadot is... Well, she's just fucking spectacular, isn't she? And I was just playing before! I'm not going to rape Joe Rogan... That would be gay! I'd have to be some kind of weird faggot to do that!"
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
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pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.
"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."
by Purplax May 9, 2024
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personality pick

A person get chosen for their good personality over other factors (especially if other factors are lacking).
She got into Harvard? She's a personality pick for sure.
by Personnumerouno May 15, 2024
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Lithuanian Lock Pick

When multiple people are chained together with a rusty lock and the only way to unlock the lock is using ejaculate to lube up the lock
I had a Lithuanian lock pick with 5 people last night
by Jonnywoinkuz February 14, 2024
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