Delivery Pants

The pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.

God I'm hungover. But I can't answer the door in my underwear. That's a level of shame I'm not ready for.

I better put some delivery pants on.

by lazyinnyc January 6, 2013

Don's Pants

A mild expletive, on the order of darn or gosh. Etymology unknown. Regional. Usage limited to greater Cincinnati.

Don's pants, this pumpkin spice latte is tasty!

Don's pants, Aaron Rodgers just can't get along with his family!

by Manhattan Word Man September 18, 2020

fizzy pants

When a girl has the sudden urge for sex or is feeling horny

Hey Emma have you ever had that feeling of fizzy pants?
Yea that feeling when you want to go have sex with a lad

by Mk2_lady December 27, 2014

pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

by BBD13 November 7, 2010

Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"

This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013

francy pants

A charming Frenchman obsessed with the British man with caterpillar eyebrows.

A wild francy pants has appeared! Bring him to the Eiffel Tower and feed him some crossiants.

by Officer Hopps August 20, 2017