9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions

15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!

by Pseudohan January 30, 2020

9 O'clock Rule

the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM

8:30 AM

teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."

by 9amrule September 22, 2006

cloud 9 thousand

Being high as fuck on xtc

Damn that nigga is on cloud 9 thousand

by BlackStarr May 11, 2014

Mq 9 Reaper

An unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) manufactured by general atomics primarily for the usaf.

The drone has gained a lot of attention from the assassination of Quasem Soleimani.

The mq 9 Reaper is a remarkable piece of technology.

by Wolfieboykaden September 4, 2021

Nova Scotia 9

When there's nothing else better in canada and america, you get with the best looking woman in Nova Scotia. But in reality, they're an american 5

That one girl that Jester's dating is a Nova Scotia 9

by Niod June 30, 2022

March 9 2004

when Alice was born

Doc: today is March 9 2004
My mum: I'm about to bear

by alice's birthday January 3, 2020

October 9 2008

Only the BADDEST BITCHES are born on this day. Coolest ppl on earth frfr 🗣️‼️

Person 1: When’s your birthday??
Person 2: October 9 2008
Person 1: ohhh thats why ur so amazing

by kokichilikespee July 20, 2023