Your mom

Literally a response to anything some asks you

Girl 1- Hey what you wanna do after school?

Guy 1- your mom

Guy 2- Whats 2 + 2?

Girl 2- Your mom

by QUEEN! May 2, 2019

your mom

what i did last night

you:what did you do last night
me:your mom

by riding your moms dick November 11, 2021

Your Mom

should have swallowed

"I smashed Your Mom last night"

by NuggetLord66 June 14, 2017

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

your mom

the sickest roast in the world

my nigga john: xddd your mom is gayye

everyone else: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT ROSTED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA

by Where they at doe October 19, 2017

Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025

Your Mom

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.

Boy 1: Your mom is so fat she broke the chair
Boy 2: Your mom ate my di-

by materialgirl202 April 3, 2022