The Fly Swatter

When you grab the fly of your pants towards a girl in a sexual manner, and she swats your hand away and slaps you with a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Jake from accounting tried to grope himself in front of me and I hit him with The Fly Swatter.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Sucked face Shitter

The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public

Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.

by DOT Employee April 3, 2021

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

a literal shitter

flex AKA muwap or cntrl

bro flex is a literal shitter ong. nigga faked cancer yikes💀 he gets no bitches

by okok221 January 28, 2022

Nick Norman And harry Swister

there the homies and they give me glock glock 9000 and we kiss and were homie sexual 4 life

nick is my bbg so is harold Nick Norman And harry Swister

by bigdaddysexy123455m December 28, 2021

The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.

"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."

by bingledebop April 2, 2022

split the shitter

To accidentally enter the anus, when vigorously attempting to enter the vagina.

We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.

by FoxFace78 June 9, 2022