Cozumel snorkel

Getting jellied by a baby jellyfish

Chris was cozumel snorkeled at the Tod Motel

by LazyLazyLazy February 24, 2025

Dorm Snorkel

A makeshift device created by attaching scented dryer sheets to one end of a cardboard tube, typically used to mask the odor of cannabis by exhaling through it.

“Hey man, is it cool if I spark up in here?”

“Yeah, just use a dorm snorkel so the RA can’t smell it.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen March 17, 2025

Gymsock Snorkel

A blowjob given with a gymsock covering the penis. underwater

Guy: "Hey shawty tryna give me a gymsock snorkel"
Girl: "oh dear heavens, that is quite informal"

by ThatOnePerson225 March 30, 2025

Mexican snorkel

When you stick a snorkel up a torta’s bum and you enhale the bum juice through the snorkel.

Wow, Oskar really Mexican snorkeled that torta

by Krizzy7 February 28, 2026

scat snorkeling

when you fill up yo belly so you can get full of that brown sauce (shit) and you open it up and let them swim in yo scat and breth thru snorkel

im so full wanna go scat snorkeling in my ass

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella March 28, 2026

Ballpark Snorkel

When a hot dog is inserted into someone’s rectum (typically consensually and for entertainment or shock value), only to be removed orally by a second party — who then proceeds to consume it. Often accompanied by disbelief, laughter, or PTSD in anyone who witnesses it.

I thought the Fourth of July couldn’t get any weirder until Timmy volunteered for a full-on Ballpark Snorkel behind the food truck.

She said she was hungry. I didn’t realize she meant for *that* hot dog. Total Ballpark Snorkel situation.

by Snorkel Timmay July 28, 2025

dji spark

A great little drone for its time, not worth it nowadays. The WiFi only connection severely hampered its functionality. Also it’s over 250 grams despite being smaller than even a flip.

The dji spark was a nice little drone in 2017. Now it’s not worth it.

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 20, 2025