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Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else
by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022
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Fare shake

The word is a combination of the word FARE (regarding money) and SHAKE (as in the shaking of a person until money falls out of their pockets. To extort money a shake down.

It is an action of deliberately evading
or making payment or restitution.

Its done maliciously by subterfuge, trickery

& in bad faith. This action is in regards to money
& is the opposite of a fair deal.

Some examples :

*jumping the turnstile of a train

(without paying though you have the money)

**running out on cab (without paying though you have the money)
***Take crowd-funded money,
intended to make product or provide a service, and disappear without providing said product or service (without paying though you have the money)
EJ: "I don't want to treat anybody that says something odd or gets something misconstrued as a retard. If they prove otherwise, however, then it is what it is. I'll always give people a

FARE SHAKE."
by NoticeTheHappenings January 28, 2025
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Francium Shake

A dodgy and illegal drink that mainly caused hallucinations. Created by mixing LSD, ketamine and pure alcohol, this deadly hallucinogenic beverage is often prepared with a magic mushroom on the edge of the glass.
"MATE! WHY ARE THERE 19 OF ME? AND WHY IS MY MOTHER SHOOTING ADOLF HITLER??? ARRRRRGH!"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"
by C L G June 28, 2018
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McDonald's Grimace Shake

A purple shake made of Grimace's shit blended with his cum in a cup with whipped cream smothered from his purple ass cheeks.
Guy1: "Whoa dude what is that?"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"
by D3d_Fl0w3r November 7, 2023
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Shaking off the Doom

Detoxing from any drug, but especially alcohol. The mentally and physically uncomfortable (and potentially fatal) withdrawal process which accompanies ceasing the use of one's drug of choice on one's own, i.e. without medical assistance.

"Shaking" refers to the "tremors" (shaking uncontrollably) which accompany this process.

"The Doom" refers any and/or all of the following: 1) the consistent and delusional feeling that something horrible and unstoppable is on the verge of occuring; 2) the "shadows", i.e. visual hallucinations which are the result of "delirium tremens" and/or insomnia; 3) the existential dread, terror, and regret concerning the very real possibility of death from withdrawal; and/or the intense nausea which causes one to be unable to "keep anything down."

Shaking off the Doom does not necessarily incapacitate, in that someone could, for example, still go to school or work while being in the process of it. Oftentimes, however, it is, temporarily, physically and mentally crippling. The Doom is shaken off when one is able to resume normal functioning.
Person 1: "Are you ok? You look like death!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm just shaking off the Doom. I've been drinking hard for three weeks straight, but ran outta money and booze."
by Zavcaptain April 14, 2022
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The Cash Shaking it Clip

A small dainty little ginger boy, proudly shaking his booty till it falls off.
Guy 1 - "You know whats crazy?"
Guy 2 - "What"
Guy 1 - "That the Cash Shaking it Clip is still sooo massive"
by The Cash Shaking it Clip January 29, 2025
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