The time in which one wears only underwear during the hotter months of the year because they are too lazy or poor to turn on the air conditioner.
by one-time-mistake June 21, 2017
Get the Underwear Season mug.1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.
2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.
2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.
(Verb)
Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.
(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.
Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha?
Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long.
Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro!
Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV.
Jake: Damn.
(Noun)
Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty!
Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass!
Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship!
Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.
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Get the mango seasoning mug.Deleting season essentially refers to a period of time that typically lasts for an hour, a day, or even a week (depending on how many followers you have) that involves getting rid of spectators that directly have access to view your life by being friends on social media that you do not want to have access. Deleting season affects only those that you do not want to have any input of your daily activities or those who call you out on what you post.
Why did you unfollow me? Because it’s deleting season.
I have too many followers that I do not even know, I guess I’m going to go through deleting season.
Them: Looks like somebody had fun on the weekend from your posts.
Me: I’m putting you through deleting season.
I have too many followers that I do not even know, I guess I’m going to go through deleting season.
Them: Looks like somebody had fun on the weekend from your posts.
Me: I’m putting you through deleting season.
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Get the Shack season mug.The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.
So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.
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