Shanghai Surprise

To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.

I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!

by Bixby_222 July 11, 2008

El Cajon Surprise

When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.

I had some fun last night 'til the last hooker gave me an El Cajon Surprise.

by HairyCola July 15, 2011

cum sock surprise

When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.

“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

by bocaj January 03, 2021

Teeter-tot Surprise

1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.

2. The final step of a good teetering experience.

Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.

by fett37 August 03, 2010

surprise prostate exam

When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.

MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1

by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017

Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

by darksemdemigod December 31, 2021

Billion Surprise Toys

Elsa Gate But Good

Imagine Waking Up And There Is a Billion Surprise Toys Waiting there For You

by DANK_ZAC420 May 12, 2021