stone off

to tell someone to commit to jumping off a bridge

Hey why did you kill me in PvP?
Go stone off please.

by Travis4562 March 3, 2019

Illogical Stone

A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.

“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”

by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019

Stone

a fat fag thats usually a blonde thats bad at sports and annoys the hell out of people. He likes all the girls but cant get any pussy. Hes very bad at sex and makes it uncomfortable and awkward. None of his friends like him but they have sympothy.

Dang stones a hoe and annoys us to death.

by H0oes699 March 7, 2019

stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

Stone

Stone is a loving guy, and if you get to know him also a very funny guy. He is most likely to date a girl with brown eyes and the name that starts with a k. He has blonde hair blue eyes. If you touch his girl or his family he will fuck you up. He may not look strong but he will kick your ass. If you meet stone you would want to be on his side.

Stone is my best friend

by Kid named stone April 23, 2019

lilly stone

A girl who is always hilarious and sees the best in everyone. She has the unique ability to laugh at herself no matter what the circumstance is. She is also super pretty and mega hot, and has all the boys in her school just waiting to take her out on a date.

Boy #1: Isn't that girl over there just gorgeous?
Boy #2: Oh my gosh yea, she has to be a Lilly Stone.

by Burger1237 May 13, 2019

Stone PC

Stone PC's based in hertfordshire are the worst pieces of shit you could ever buy there slower than someone can get to sleep. There for stoned people on drugs. Fucking shite things.

Stone PC's is a computer manufacturer.

by Urban_Adminnns May 14, 2019