Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

Bison shit Stampede

A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.

"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."

by J-Stin June 26, 2023

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

Four Finger Tramp Stamp

A move in doggy style when thumb is burried in ass, four fingers splayed over small of back.

gave her a Four finger tramp stamp last night. She loved it!

by **sven** August 29, 2025

Wisconsin Willy Stamp

When 3 or more men tie their penises together (usually with a rubber band), dip them in a bucket of paint, and slap a woman across the face with them.

Frank: Yo I just gave my girl a Wisconsin Willy Stamp
Gerbert: what the fuck is that

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025