Samund

Homosexual midget who jerks off big black oiled up men. Often found in ventilation systems.

Samund was jerking off 5 big black men at the same time.

by caulk and bawls April 18, 2024

Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi

“The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”

-Dracula Flow 4

by Dogfucka April 24, 2024

shamungo

Ooh shamungo

"Ooh shamungo."

by xD-CORN_cob April 29, 2024

Shamu

My roommate kris-10, fat fuck

Roommate 1: Did you hear some weird noises last night?
Roommate 2: Yeah it was just Shamu making second dinner.

by Bonjour5123 May 6, 2024

samuel melaku melaku

when your friend is being nonchalant but also looks cooked, you nickname him "Samuel Melaku Melaku"

"Hey, tell your friend to calm down"
"Nah, that's just Samuel Melaku Melaku"

by Your dad kendrick May 8, 2024

Samuel

A Samuel is a no good white trash worthless NIGGER.

Nobody wants to be a Samuel.

by anonymous May 8, 2024

Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.

Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww

by Fsi slander May 21, 2024