Scott Jasperce

A fag like guy who has no friends and is a complete asshole. He sits on his ass all day eating cookies and chips. He has no life and is a fucking moron.
Stop acting like a Scott Jasperce!
by Landen755 August 13, 2014
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Scott O'Conor

A douche who is extremely hot and people are obsessed with in sixth grade. Has an extremely gorgeous brother. Might possibly have abbs... yummylicious. Can be nice if he wants to. :D
Scott O'Conor is such a douche... sigh... too bad he's hot
by a;dksjfoenv May 24, 2011
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The Hot Scott

When your doing the misses doggie style and before you nut you shit in your hand. Before you Cum you spin her around and blow your load in her eyes temporarily blinding her. As see attempts to figure out what the fuck is going on throw your hot steaming shit in her face and watch it explode like a hand grenade! Be sure to yell “ Allahu Akbar” as the shit grenade hits her face.

For added effect consume large amounts of Mexican food before performing.
Bro Noodle totally gave his women The Hot Scott last night. Pretty sure she has PTSD now 🤷 ♂️
by The Hobbit King March 30, 2019
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scott farrell

scott farrell is the closest relative to greg paul but yet still rides the hole off him every night
your such a scott farrell faggot like just stop
by DeeeAnnnn October 25, 2019
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pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.
Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.
by Thicccboi November 15, 2016
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Scott jones

It's generally a name, for me its a meaning, a feeling, an experience and a missed opportunity.

They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.

He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!

But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
If only scott jones new the truth, Id do it all again, and I'd love him to the end!
by BirdyJones August 18, 2022
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Scott Moe

A retarded Alabama fan who can’t key MVS numbers correctly.
I can’t stand that guy, he’s such a Scott Moe.
by Mgh003z November 22, 2021
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