Rusty Cello

It is the same as the Rusty Violin, except the user is of larger stature.

Your mom's fatass gave herself a rusty cello. How does it feel knowing what I do to your mother when you are not around?

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours

Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!

by Dr. Freeze November 24, 2010

rusty mitch

when you you and your buddy fuck your girlfriend in the ass, than use ur shit covered dicks to play tic tac toe on her back.

me and my buddy got my girlfriend drunk and rusty mitched her.

by 69yourmommy March 27, 2009

rusty dildo

A weathered dildo that has been worn out with multiple nasty pussies but still useful for taunting your adversaries. No classy woman would use a rusty dildo as it has been overused.

Go suck a rusty dildo.

by Meme King Shit Spreader October 25, 2019

Rusty Spear

This happens when your taking a shit, and it's so big that it hits the bottom of the toilet and falls forward scraping your ball sack leaving a shit smear.

Dude all that food last night gave me a rusty spear.

by SirRamsAlot June 28, 2009

rusty saddlehorn

When a person lays on their back and stiffens their tongue, sticking it out as far as possible and their partner straddles the person's face planting their anus on the protruding tongue and riding up and down, thereby doing all the work while the person on the bottom leisurely performs analingus.

She then mounted her husband's face and rode the rusty saddlehorn while he lazily rimmed her.

by Pat W. July 20, 2008

rusty bucket

When you poop in a bucket, then put the bucket on someones head.

"whoa dude, jon lee passed out, lets give him a rusty bucket."

by dennis schaeffer May 8, 2010