Eric Roberting

Convincingly faking talent

Fake gold wearing fool was Eric Roberting like he is the next Vanilla Ice but after he signed his deal he was more zero than hero.

by Beaux Courrier November 7, 2023

Robert Mugabe

When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.

Oi lads want to bring this bird back for a "bukakke", what? a Robert Mugabe? Yeah!

by flakeonly November 19, 2023

robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.

"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke

by HMMS November 19, 2023

Robert

A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.

Ugh Robert.

by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022

Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

Robert Amos

If you are a Robert Amos then you have it all

Check that guys dick out it's definitely a Robert Amos.

by A chick that knows December 4, 2022

Robert

A nice and loving guy. He'll sometimes mess things up. But he knows his mistakes and tries to make up for them. He might not understand you at times but when he does he is on your side 24/7. In general, having a Robert in your life is the best that you can ever ask for. He can be insecure at times but surround him with your love and he'll be yours and cherish you forever. He'll protect and defend you no matter what. He is very intelligent as well. He will help and support you, even if you are stubborn. He will deeply cherish you. Keep a Robert because their love is so unique and true. Roberts show their loves through actions and quality time. They are the best guys in the world. If you have a Robert, make sure to return the love back to them and make take care of them, because in return they will claim you as theirs deeply and truly.

OMG DID YOU SEE ROBERT TODAY?....
Yes! He's so SUPPORTIVE towards his girlfriend, I wish I had a Robert.

by quirky.mystery December 4, 2022