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River

A nickname for someone who's first and last names are both rivers
That man is named MacKenzie River. Let's nickname him 'River'
by Ze Dentist April 14, 2021
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Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer
She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.
by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022
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river

one of the hottest people alive. he is extremely wonderful, and everyone should be like him.
“river is pog.”
“how profound.”
by swaggychickennugget July 24, 2021
mugGet the rivermug.

Rivers

A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.
Hey do you know rivers smith? Yea i hate that cunt!
by Sodhdjskskdhdhd April 9, 2019
mugGet the Riversmug.

River

River is the best person. He's extremely funny and super sweet. He's not the best at giving advice but he will try and will always listen. He's such a genuine friend that cares about everyone. Loves Star Wars and Cartoons, the best thing to like honestly. He has amazing eyes and a great smile. He's pretty hyper and chaotic but really chill when you get to know him. It takes him a second to warm up to you but once he does he's the best friend you can ask for. Get yourself a River.
River is the sweetest kid around

I love River he's so fun!
by BussinChicken November 23, 2021
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mung river virus

makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!
hes got mung river virus stay away.
by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021
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river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
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