by casualgamefan February 25, 2025
 Get the Riverringmug.
Get the Riverringmug. best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt
by chickenisCOOL August 24, 2019
 Get the River Valemug.
Get the River Valemug. River is the most perfect,hottest,prettiest,funniest,and smartest girl you will ever meet. if you see her you'll be in love instantly with her beautiful looks and awesome personality she is good of the world mixed into one good person. River will always be honest and tell you everything she knows she is the most perfect human every made she it the bananas to my minions she is the jelly to my peanut butter when I tell you this woman is everything youll ever want/need and more I mean it she is a 10/10 GODDESS
Anyone thats not blind: DAMNNNNN who's that smokin' hot chick
Smart people: Thats river yeah I know shes hot
Anyone that's not blind: does she have a man? if not I can fit right In
Smart people: Thats river yeah I know shes hot
Anyone that's not blind: does she have a man? if not I can fit right In
by UrFavGarry May 26, 2025
 Get the Rivermug.
Get the Rivermug. by Broomduvkin March 18, 2020
 Get the rump rivermug.
Get the rump rivermug. Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022
 Get the lucky rivermug.
Get the lucky rivermug. she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.
by th9091a August 14, 2009
 Get the dirty rivermug.
Get the dirty rivermug. When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020
 Get the the river raisin snot rocketmug.
Get the the river raisin snot rocketmug.