River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.

Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.

by C76M June 13, 2013

river lupin

dumb mf 😭😭😭😭😭

river : hey im river lupin
chaddy b : boy u dumb 😭

by SexyKinsAsh69 July 27, 2021

River hog

An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.

I had to block this river hog on Snapchat.

by anonymous March 3, 2021

River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new BDE.

Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

River Rat

When Edgar, who often plays weak cards and has overcome significant odds to win several hands determined by the final card dealt; he refuses to fold bad hands and has laid many bad beats.

Every week the New Markets team plays poker, Edgar is the River Rat

by WiseDT May 20, 2020

River

A tall pope white man who is desperately asking people for money while he is asking people for money he has a job of picking up bird shitt and is the leader of the TPL. He also is know for growing ganja in his shed.

River=fagget

by Stopclowning May 6, 2019

Gender River

Gender River-The "Gender River" is a state of mind/place a person is in when pondering their own gender.

It's been months now and they're still in the "Gender River" trying to figure themselves out.

by Diakasai December 16, 2022